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    Did the lungfish refuse to play?

    I’m not much for mysterious disappearances, so I’ll make my feelings clear for everyone. This is not a spur of the moment post; it's something I've been thinking about writing for weeks. I've been tired, disappointed, and just overall teetering on the edge of disinterest with this server, and...
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    Denied RON style door checking [STEALTH]

    you can hold ALT before you press E to silently open-close doors (albeit at a slower speed) ALT walking also silences your footsteps
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    YOUR MALEFACTORS

    YOUR MALEFACTORS' EMBARGO ON REPAIRS yesterday i had a thought "if we want an independent state, maybe we should start acting like one." and what's the no. 1 thing states are known for? prohibiting arbitrary shit and enforcing it with violence so here's my first act as future president...
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    YOUR MALEFACTORS

    YOUR MALEFACTORS SHOT THE GOVERNOR YOUR MALEFACTORS BLEW UP A PATROL YOUR MALEFACTORS ARE BACK i told you fuckers the train wasn't the end of it You might remember us from the polite request we made to the Combine a month back. All we wanted was a two floor squathouse to ourselves. Well...
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    'Voice of Eight' - Voe

    "That's crazy. You ever try Xenny?" "Jamie pull up the clip of that vortigaunt tearing a dude's face off." "I'm telling you man, it's entirely possible that we'll be extinct by 2030. If you don't think vorts will innerit our planet after the Combine's gone, you haven't been paying attention to...
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    Child of The Reset

    i do in one post what it takes you 12 characters and a latina stereotype to 💪
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    Child of The Reset

    YEAR: 2010 CAMP: 32 [BREMEN] ADMINISTRATOR: DR. DANIEL FANTONI STATUS: TERMINATED - MASS SOCIAL FRACTURE He made loud, obnoxious speeches during classes. He was only six when he figured out they didn't teach him to love Breen here. Instead, it was some guy called Karl Heinrich and he had...
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    Suggestion Separate equipment slots for melee & handguns

    Short Description: It would be nice to have melee weapons & pistols exist in separate item categories so we could equip them both at once, since it A) is ICly feasible to show them both off on your belt at once B) is a more common weapon combination to find among rebels than an MP7+melee C)...
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    The Hunter - Laskarina Mavrogenous

    we love our in-universe references
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    YOUR MALEFACTORS

    I spread around some papers with the same thing on it after writing this
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    YOUR MALEFACTORS

    YOUR MALEFACTORS DERAILED THE TRAIN WE TAKE COMPLETE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE TRAIN WE DERAILED THE FUCKING TRAIN As I write this I'm holding a bundle of bolts meant for the train tracks and giggling to myself like a maniac We are not in the business of permanent revolution. We just have a...
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    [IMG] Operator. I need a !tp out of this S2RP. Hurry while they're timescaling.

    Operator. I need a !tp out of this S2RP. Hurry while they're timescaling.
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    YOUR MALEFACTORS

    15 min late while i connect
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    YOUR MALEFACTORS

    You were literally invited you overgrown poodle
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    YOUR MALEFACTORS

    1 hour to this
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    Civil Protection: Comments, Complaints, Criticism & Compliments

    Re: Reporting - when it comes to "portrayal issues" the best thing to do is to lead by example. If you personally play a CP character that exhibits the traits you want to see from more cops & do it well, the others will notice and (especially if you outrank them) will start taking inspiration...
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    THE WORKERS' REVOLUTION

    you should've posted this on my rebel group's recruitment ad, such a missed opportunity 😔
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    YOUR MALEFACTORS

    Check out what some idiot did to these beautiful posters We congratulate our Marx-loving revolutionaries on a job well done - you have hammered the establishment's skull and stuck a sickle in its gut. Bravo Your Malefactors were more than happy to help of course. And if that sounds like an...
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