I’m not much for mysterious disappearances, so I’ll make my feelings clear for everyone. This is not a spur of the moment post; it's something I've been thinking about writing for weeks. I've been tired, disappointed, and just overall teetering on the edge of disinterest with this server, and...
YOUR MALEFACTORS' EMBARGO ON REPAIRS
yesterday i had a thought
"if we want an independent state, maybe we should start acting like one."
and what's the no. 1 thing states are known for?
prohibiting arbitrary shit and enforcing it with violence
so here's my first act as future president...
YOUR MALEFACTORS SHOT THE GOVERNOR
YOUR MALEFACTORS BLEW UP A PATROL
YOUR MALEFACTORS ARE BACK
i told you fuckers the train wasn't the end of it
You might remember us from the polite request we made to the Combine a month back. All we wanted was a two floor squathouse to ourselves. Well...
"That's crazy. You ever try Xenny?"
"Jamie pull up the clip of that vortigaunt tearing a dude's face off."
"I'm telling you man, it's entirely possible that we'll be extinct by 2030. If you don't think vorts will innerit our planet after the Combine's gone, you haven't been paying attention to...
YEAR: 2010
CAMP: 32 [BREMEN]
ADMINISTRATOR: DR. DANIEL FANTONI
STATUS: TERMINATED - MASS SOCIAL FRACTURE
He made loud, obnoxious speeches during classes. He was only six when he figured out they didn't teach him to love Breen here. Instead, it was some guy called Karl Heinrich and he had...
Short Description: It would be nice to have melee weapons & pistols exist in separate item categories so we could equip them both at once, since it
A) is ICly feasible to show them both off on your belt at once
B) is a more common weapon combination to find among rebels than an MP7+melee
C)...
YOUR MALEFACTORS DERAILED THE TRAIN
WE TAKE COMPLETE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE TRAIN
WE DERAILED THE FUCKING TRAIN
As I write this I'm holding a bundle of bolts meant for the train tracks and giggling to myself like a maniac
We are not in the business of permanent revolution. We just have a...
Re: Reporting - when it comes to "portrayal issues" the best thing to do is to lead by example. If you personally play a CP character that exhibits the traits you want to see from more cops & do it well, the others will notice and (especially if you outrank them) will start taking inspiration...
Check out what some idiot did to these beautiful posters
We congratulate our Marx-loving revolutionaries on a job well done - you have hammered the establishment's skull and stuck a sickle in its gut.
Bravo
Your Malefactors were more than happy to help of course. And if that sounds like an...
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