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YOUR MALEFACTORS
- Thread starter Appetite Ruining Kebab
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Aspect™
Tinkering Away.
breen's gonna dmca him for this one
Appetite Ruining Kebab
Lancer
I spread around some papers with the same thing on it after writing this
Aspect™
Tinkering Away.
Where exactly? I had a look with ESP this morning and didn't find any
Appetite Ruining Kebab
Lancer
YOUR MALEFACTORS SHOT THE GOVERNOR
YOUR MALEFACTORS BLEW UP A PATROL
YOUR MALEFACTORS ARE BACK
i told you fuckers the train wasn't the end of it
You might remember us from the polite request we made to the Combine a month back. All we wanted was a two floor squathouse to ourselves. Well that shit is still on the table and we've been nothing but good boys about it all this time
AND YET;
1. your command units played hardball
2. your big man up in the citadel called us a joke
3. your big woman-elect down here shut comm lines after sending us a fake letter that starts with 'FORMAL RECOGNITION OF AUTONOMOUS COMMUNE 8' (or was it real? something for our dear jackboots to think about)
And just like that, your authorities have exquisitely demonstrated that they don't give a shit about you or whether you'll starve for another month from our chicanery
So you know what? Insurrection is officially back on the menu, boys.
Operations will be back in full swing by the end of the week, and this time we're not pulling punches if your dear leaders give us a call, oh no no, there's gonna be a reminder of what we're capable of first since you guys all have goldfish memories
As always, if you want to reach out, you know our frequency. 237.1. Hate the Combine but don't know what to do about it? We'll get get you sorted with a job right away. Just beware our CP listeners, they like to experience the rebel life vicariously.
Adios, cuatros.
- Rojhat
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there will be papers spread in server about this shortly
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Melonarche
Lancer
this is where the fun begins
Femvey
Lancer
YOUR MALEFACTORS SHOT THE GOVERNOR
YOUR MALEFACTORS BLEW UP A PATROL
YOUR MALEFACTORS ARE BACK
i told you fuckers the train wasn't the end of it
You might remember us from the polite request we made to the Combine a month back. All we wanted was a two floor squathouse to ourselves. Well that shit is still on and we've been nothing but good boys about it all this time
AND YET;
1. your command units played hardball
2. your big man up in the citadel called us a joke
3. your big woman-elect down here shut comm lines after sending us a fake letter that starts with 'FORMAL RECOGNITION OF AUTONOMOUS COMMUNE 8' (or was it real? something for our dear jackboots to think about)
And just like that, your authorities have exquisitely demonstrated that they don't give a shit about you or you not starving for another month from our chicanery
So you know what? Insurrection is officially back on the menu, kids.
Operations will be back in full swing by the end of the week, and this time we're not pulling punches if your dear leaders reach out, oh no no, there's gonna be a reminder of what we're capable of first since you guys all have goldfish memories
As always, if you want to reach out, you know our frequency. 237.1. Hate the Combine but don't know what to do about it? We'll get get you sorted with a job right away. Just beware our CP listeners, they like to experience the rebel life vicariously.
Adios, cuatros.
- Rojhat
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there will be papers spread in server about this shortly
im shooting myself at this point
Appetite Ruining Kebab
Lancer
YOUR MALEFACTORS' EMBARGO ON REPAIRS
yesterday i had a thought
"if we want an independent state, maybe we should start acting like one."
and what's the no. 1 thing states are known for?
prohibiting arbitrary shit and enforcing it with violence
so here's my first act as future president:
FROM NOW ON - ALL REPAIRS AND WORKSHIFTS CONDUCTED AROUND THE WAREHOUSE 2 STREET WILL BE ASSAULTED BY YOUR MALEFACTORS
SHIFT LEADERS WILL BE OUR PRIMARY TARGETS
THIS EMBARGO WILL CONTINUE INDEFINITELY, UNTIL ADMINISTRATOR NAKAMURA ESTABLISHES CONTACT WITH YOUR MALEFACTORS FOR NEGOTIATONS ON THE RECOGNITION OF AUTONOMOUS COMMUNE 8
you're not getting your street until i get my state
if i see any one of you CWU white shirts near the trainwreck, im giving you a crimson decoration without hesitation
if you try to disguise yourself? well then i guess we'll just pick a worker at random. don't do that to innocent bystanders ok?
oh and by the way we torched warehouse 1. told you fuckers we were back
ask yourself this, nakamura - do you want things to get better, or worse?
because im good with both : )
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